You know, I'm a doctor.
I do, um, laser hair removal.
I do acupuncture.
I do aromatherapy, that type of thing.
Would you like something sweet?
Go ahead. Take one.
What do you say we, uh...
go back to your place and, um, talk?
- My roommate's there. - Bonus.
You're a rascal.
Flower delivery.
Make all the deliveries in the rear. Fresh!
Watch it, bub!
Sorry.
Pardon me.
Will you get out of here!
I've got to make this delivery.
Oh, delivery room. This must be the place.
Get out of here!
Kids, who left the dinosaur in the driveway?
- It's a turd. - It's a pain.
- It's Stupid Man! - All right, that's enough.
Now, we talked about this, didn't we?
I don't like it when you do that. It hurts my feelings.
After the night I've had--
All right, that's it. Go to your rooms, both of you.
If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
And we're going to pick up all these toys.
Stronger than deodorant. Unable to leap over--
All right, I heard that!
My gosh, it's Dr. Pseudodunker.
Jeffrey.
Hey, Mom. H-How're you doin'?
Jeffrey, what are you doing in the silverware drawer?
Huh?
What are you doing in the silverware drawer?
Oh, nothing. I'm just looking for, um--
A corkscrew. Here it is. I got it. Thanks.
What do you need a corkscrew for? You don't drink.
No. I know. I just wanted to, um...
get a cork.
Why do you need a cork?
Huh?
Why do you need a cork?
I just-- A little project I'm working on.
What project?
Mom. I'm working on--
It's a mobile.
I was going to make a mobile for you.
But you know what? Forget it, because the surprise is blown.
Are you happy now? God!
Good night.
Well, well, well.
If it isn't our old friends, the Red Eyes.
Good evening, gentlemen.
We weren't expecting to see you again so spoon--
Red Eyes, Red Eyes, Red Eyes. What a treat.
We weren't expecting to see you again so spoon.
Yeah? Mom, how many times have I asked you not to barge in?
- What's burning? - Incense.
I can't even count how many rules you're breaking right now.
One: Always knock. Two: Don't sniff around outside my door.
Three: Do not interrogate me.
- What? - Are you into marijuana?
Mom, you're cheesing me off so bad right now.
- Just, please-- Good night. - Okay. I'm sorry. Jeffrey, please!
- Good night. - Good night.
God!
God, she's just so--
Amazing goes into the mansion, and he doesn't come out.
Then Lance Hunt disappears. Come on. Do the math.
- I can't go with you, Roy. - You have to go.
You're a crime fighter. It's your duty.
I promised Lucille I'd quit.
-You told her you'd quit? -I promised her I'd talk about quitting.
We talked about it. Now let's go. Come on.
I'm sorry, Roy.
You know what I'm thinking about right now, Eddie?
I'm thinking about the first night we teamed up.
I'm thinking about a little oath we took at a certain bar downtown.
Roy, don't.
I swear that I will fight crime...
and oppose injustice in any form at any hour.
I've got kids. You understand what that means?
And if I ever break this oath...
a brick should fall from a building of great height...
and chip a little chunk off my skull...
and my brain gets exposed to the oxygen.
And I die.
Your words, Eddie. Your words.
How about this one? It's nice and simple, don't you think?
Yes, yes. That's the Colonial.
If you're simply trying to get the food into your mouth...
it probably won't let you down.
Should your taste run a trifle more refined, however...
might one suggest...
the Continental?
Can you just feel the balance there?
Take it in your hand, dear boy. Don't be skittish.
There.
I'm thinking maybe we should pick the plates first.
And we'll see what goes with it.
- Of course. Let the tail wag the dog. - What?
Nothing you heard. Plates right over there. See Mrs. Jenkins.
If you'll excuse me.
Let me see. What's the one thing I've ever asked of you...
in all the years we've known each other?
Oh, yes, I recall. It's never to bother me here!
Yet, you persist. Why is that?
Just once I would like to yell, "To the rescue!"
And everybody goes running out the door.
Really? "To the rescue"?
- Yeah. Why? - A bit hackneyed, isn't it?
- Guys. - It's not hackneyed. It's a classic.
I think it's more of a cliché than a classic.
- Captain Amazing has been-- - A cliché?
No.
"Up, up and away" -- that's a cliché.
"Shazam!" That's way cliché.
My dear boy, how could you call one a cliché and the other a classic?
The situations they're used in are often clichéd...
and it has to do with the superhero who's saying it.
What did you say?
- Captain Amazing is in danger. - What sort of danger?
He went into Casanova's. He didn't come out.
To the rescue!
- It doesn't work. - No, it does.
It was working until he said it didn't work.
I'm talking about recruiting.
There's plenty of guys out there who would kill to get in on our action.
- Plenty of poseurs, you mean. - Yeah, maybe a few.
There's got to be a couple of guys out there...
like a Human Torch before he hit.
Yeah. Or like a guy...
I don't know, who can shoot stinging foam into your eyes.
Or something like that.
Well-- Hmm.
- Well, there's the Sphinx, of course. - The what?
- The Sphinx. - I know this guy.
Big crime fighter from down south.
Big-league hitter down there.
- What's his power? - Well, he's terribly mysterious.
That's it? That's his power?
He's mysterious?
Well, terribly mysterious.
Plus, he can, like, cut guns in half with his mind.
- Really? - I think.
I've hadn't heard that.
Coffee?
Wow, what happened to you guys?
Didn't you hear? Got into a little scrape with the Disco Boys tonight.
Let's just say they won't be doing The Hustle anytime soon.
I bet.
What do you say? You wanna try to find this guy?
Well, rumor has it...
he's working at a certain Mexican eatery downtown.
A taco stand, I believe they call it.
He can be summoned...
but only by those who know the proper lunchtime combination special.
Wanna give it a try?
Can I help you?
Yes. Well, we'd like to order a combination, please.
A very special combination, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
What do you think of the number 13?
Yeah. I think that's exactly what we're looking for.
I warn you...
what you're asking for-- very hot.
That's cool.
Taking heat...
is what we do.
I got one more question to ask you.
Would you like some guacamole with that?
Yeah. Why not?
Let's try...
two enchiladas, one chimichanga...
and no hot sauce.
He's not coming.
We just haven't tried the right combination.
Mm-hmm. I got a combination.
How about the, um, "puke on your plate" combo?
How about that?
I simply can't suffer even a single more taquito...
let alone a chimichanga.
I've got a lead on a different guy.
- Yeah? What restaurant? - No restaurant.
Field trip?
All right. Let's pop some bacon.
- What's that mean? - I don't-- "Let's go," I think.
- There you go. - Thank you, my friend.
I would like to make a little announcement. Atención.
Yes, Mr. Furious?
We had a major skirmish out there tonight.
And while no actual hard information was obtained...
as to the whereabouts of Captain Amazing, I feel it was a clear win.
- Yes! - And, more importantly...
anybody who saw us in action tonight would have to say...
"Those guys are legit."
- Hey, those guys are legit! - Absolutely.
- We held ourselves with-- High. - High.
- And we rocked the-- - House.
Butts off of what we were doing.
And we kicked some butts!
And to all of us. To us.
- Well said. - To us.
Wait. When you say us, do you mean--
You know. You know.
Because we love you guys so much!
- To us! - To us.
To all of us.
Invisible Boy and Spleen as well. Good show.
Yes, my friend?
- Can I talk to you for a minute? - Yeah.
There's not enough beer in the world, Spleen. I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
Listen, you've got to live in truth, correct?
The woman's a tiger.
What's up?
This is hard to say, so I'm just gonna say it.
I think you're hurting the team.
What? What do you mean?
Come on. What were you doing tonight?
Dancing on the roof and an Irish jig?
Why didn't you have any water? The roof wasn't on fire.
We weren't working together. I don't understand.
Tonight was just a very Furious-oriented situation.
If it had been a more Shoveler-type situation--
If we'd been like-- I don't know--
like in a graveyard, then it would've been your show.
- We need teamwork, Roy. - I agree.
We also need leadership.
I agree.
So we're agreed. So why are we arguing? Come on.
Tonight's a celebration, a team celebration.
Way to cover me on that windshield, huh? Huh?
That's teamwork right there.
- Why are we speaking in code? - Well, chirp, tweet, ca-roo.
Twerp, cheat, ca-roo, cree, twat.
He didn't really mean that.
What?
All right, take cover!
Boss, it's a hostile takeover!
Damn! Out of ammo.
Smith, Barney, take the point. Paine, Webber, cover the rear.
Allow me.
Let's do lunch, boys, Blue Raja style!
Briefcase-bearing bastards!
- I need you to throw this glue grenade. - God, you're good with your hands.
Here's a sticky wicket!
I wish I did have a follow-through.
Something like a--
Bull's-eye!
Quickly now, press the attack. The flankers are now the flanked.
Yes, let's flank the flanking flankers!
How do we shut this thing down?
Throw something at it!
Why don't you throw your daddy's head in there?
Why don't you throw your mother's head in there?
- Come on, you guys, do something! - Hang on!
Stop that!
Hurry! Hurry!
Ah, yes, throw that!
The hands that shrink are many. The many must be one.
What?
Those who come together will not be blown apart.
- I don't get it. - What he's trying to say is...
group hug!
- Good idea. - Come on, baby, give me some sugar!
I think we killed it.
We'd better get our asses out of here!
I'd say that in a more convoluted way, but there's no time!
Run! Run!